John Swinney - the Daily Record's newest columnist
Talk about fiddling while Rome burns!
The Daily Rectum informs us that First Minister John Swinney will be gracing its fetid pages with his musings twice monthly.
He will be alternating with English Labour Scottish branch manager, Anus Sarwar.
Swinney effused:
“I am very pleased to have the opportunity to write for the Daily Record and for Daily Record readers.
It gives me an opportunity, to set out directly in my own words, some of what’s in my mind, what I am thinking about, what I am wrestling with, and some of my priorities.
“I suppose it also gives an opportunity to talk a little bit more about how I live my life and the things that bring me joy, maybe perhaps talk a little bit more about some of what my son gets up to and what we get up to as a family, which will be nice to share. I really welcome the opportunity that the Daily Record has provided to enable me to do that."
Yeah, right, Daily Rectum readers are dying to know what Swinney “wrestles with”, what “brings him joy,” and what his “son gets up to.” But I’m betting they most want to know what his priorities are for Scotland.
May I suggest that he put at the top of his TO DO list the implementation into Scots law of the International Covenant on Civil and Political Rights (ICCPR), a UN human rights covenant that the useless UK government ratified way back in 1976 but has done diddly squat about since.
That’s because Article 1 states that “all peoples have the right of self-determination”, something to which Scots dare not aspire under the ever watchful eye of the British State.
Then there’s Article 25 that states that every citizen shall have the right and the opportunity to take part in the conduct of public affairs directly, which is anathema to our colonial rulers.
Over 6,550 Scots have signed PE2135 demanding that MSPs do what is within their power - legislate to give the Scottish People their international human rights.
So come on, First Minister, give up the Daily Rectum gig - didn’t you just get a ministerial pay rise? - and get on with your day job which is to help liberate your nation.
All words...except swear words, fail me right now. All I can do is put my hands over my eyes and groan. What next?...Strictly come dancing???
OMG I am having trouble containing my excitement (naw am urnae) Swinney and his crew of deviants and perverts would be better cobbling together their resignations from the Scottish parliament alongside the other perverts and deviants of ALL parties who voted for this REVILED legislation , this egregious and disgusting DENIAL of biological reality has cost the Scottish people Millions of pounds in legal costs and extreme anxiety fighting against this perverted LUNACY
IF Swinney thinks normal heterosexual people will forget his dalliance with the extreme mentally twisted sexual perversions of his deviant psychopathic BLOATED and narcissistic ex leader he obviously doesn't know the ability of Scots to seek revenge and hold a grudge